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Your backyard could be a lot more exciting.

Turn it into a war zone with the grenade launcher you can buy here.

A sword? Yeah you can buy a freaking sword online.

Ship one to yourself by clicking here.

Liven up your desk with the creature that looks like a sandwich filling.

A nifty jelly fish decoration can be bought here.

Your coffee could be better.

Measure out the perfect grind size with a KRUVE you can grab here.

Learn to program, and turn this fun kids toy into your dutiful slave.

Buy an Anki Cozmo here.

The camera on your phone will really zoom after you attach this amazingly portable telephoto lens.

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Your friends and enemies will know true terror under your toilet paper launching reign.

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Can't sleep? You probably need more white noise (not racist) in your room.

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Lighting things on fire is cool and fun, but lighting things on fire with plasma is even cooler.

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